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Post by Sviatoslav on Jun 21, 2008 3:34:52 GMT 8
patay wrong number
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Post by lilmizbb on Jun 21, 2008 3:40:08 GMT 8
Dok: Simula ngayon, bawal na sa iyo ang karne, seafoods lang ang pwede mong kainin Pedro: Ano ho yon? Dok: Mga hayop na lumalangoy Kinabukasan: Misis ni Pedro: Nasan ang amo mo inday? Inday: Nasa swimming pool po tinuturuang lumangoy yung baboy!!!!
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Post by lilmizbb on Jun 21, 2008 3:46:41 GMT 8
Haha! Good morning 9th Okay, so there's a student in medical school who wants to specialize in sexual disorders, so he makes arrangements to visit the sexual disorder clinic. The chief doctor is showing him around, discussing cases and the facility, when the student sees a patient masturbating right there in the hallway. "What condition does he have?" the student asks. "He suffers from Seminal Buildup Disorder," the doctor replies. "If he doesn't obtain sexual release forty to fifty times a day, he'll pass into a coma." The student takes some notes on that, and they continue down the hall. As they turn the corner, he sees another patient with his pants around his ankles, receiving oral sex from a beautiful nurse. "What about him?" the student asks. "What's his story?" "Oh, it's the same condition," the doctor replies. "He just has a better health plan."
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Post by ps6379 on Jun 27, 2008 21:57:38 GMT 8
RUSSIAN: we're 1st in space USA : we're 1st in the moon ERAP: we'll be the 1st in the sun USA: you can't go there, you'll burn ERAP: we're not stupid, we'll go there at NIGHT!
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Post by ps6379 on Jul 1, 2008 10:20:28 GMT 8
Host : What was the very first gift that you gave to your girlfriend? Male Contestant : Uhmm...taptoy. Host : What taptoy? Male Contestant : Taptoy na teddy bird...
wahahahahahahahahahahaha ;D
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Post by ps6379 on Jul 1, 2008 10:24:27 GMT 8
Host : If you had a foreigner friend, where will you bring him to showcase the beauty of the Philippines ? Girl Contestant : Bocaue. Host : Bocaue. Why Bocaue? There are so many places in the Philippines ? Why Bocaue? Girl : Because it's a magnificent place. Host : Which part of Bocaue? Girl : The Bocaue Rice Terraces! (Banawe Kaya Yon!!) ;D
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Post by ps6379 on Jul 1, 2008 10:25:25 GMT 8
(From gay beauty contest) Host : What is the one thing that symbolizes happiness for you? Gay contestant : (Stops, thinks and then smiles.) EGGPLANT PO!
hahahahahahahahahahaha ;D
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Post by ps6379 on Jul 1, 2008 12:27:02 GMT 8
Barney Song...
I love you... You love me, let's go out and kill Barney, w/ an AK bang! bang! Barneys on the floor... no more stupid dinosaur...
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Post by ps6379 on Jul 1, 2008 21:29:15 GMT 8
Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.
The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday."
The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday."
The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion."
The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for?"
One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons...What about your son?"
The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame... what a disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received:
a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion; a brand new jet; and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends...
hahahahahahahahaha!
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Post by lilmizbb on Jul 2, 2008 0:30:28 GMT 8
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! AYOS!
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Post by fixx on Jul 2, 2008 7:22:35 GMT 8
idol panaman ng anak ko c BARNEY!!!!
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Post by casanova on Jul 3, 2008 1:56:39 GMT 8
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Post by kelsocom on Jul 3, 2008 6:04:53 GMT 8
Barney Song... I love you... You love me, let's go out and kill Barney, w/ an AK bang! bang! Barneys on the floor... no more stupid dinosaur... mali yan papi eto yun kanta ng daughter ko na medyo wild I love you... you love me, let's go out and kill Barney with a shotgun bang bang barneys on the floor.... no more BAYOT dinasaur
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Post by jaysocom on Jul 3, 2008 6:06:23 GMT 8
Barney Song... I love you... You love me, let's go out and kill Barney, w/ an AK bang! bang! Barneys on the floor... no more stupid dinosaur... mali yan papi eto yun kanta ng daughter ko na medyo wild I love you... you love me, let's go out and kill Barney with a shotgun bang bang barneys on the floor.... no more BAYOT dinasaur unkol no offence pero masamang sign yan... ilang taon naba ang daugter mo? tsk tsk tsk... hehehehe joke joke joke
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Post by OutBreak on Jul 3, 2008 16:23:34 GMT 8
Barney Song... I love you... You love me, let's go out and kill Barney, w/ an AK bang! bang! Barneys on the floor... no more stupid dinosaur... mali yan papi eto yun kanta ng daughter ko na medyo wild I love you... you love me, let's go out and kill Barney with a shotgun bang bang barneys on the floor.... no more BAYOT dinasaur lol.................... ;D ;D ;D
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Post by ps6379 on Jul 3, 2008 23:55:10 GMT 8
kung totoo ang ' Darwin 's theory of evolution' na ang tao ay nagmula sa unggoy, bakit may mga taong mukhang kabayo?
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Post by ps6379 on Jul 3, 2008 23:57:12 GMT 8
pano mo sasabihin sa isang girl na maitim ang kili-kili niya without hurting her feelings?
"ganda ng deodorant mo ha... kiwi?"
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Post by ps6379 on Jul 3, 2008 23:58:12 GMT 8
sa coliseum,may contest... "paramihan ng anak"
HAPONESA: pumasok, bitbit 10 anak (palakpakan) AMERIKANA: pumasok, bitbit 20 anak (palakpakan) PINAY: pumasok, sigawan ang audience! "MOMMY!!MOMMY!!"
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Post by ps6379 on Jul 3, 2008 23:59:23 GMT 8
sa kasalan
PARI: sana ang donation mo ay katumbas ng ganda ng pakakasalan mo. GROOM: eto P5, father. *Tinignan ng pari ang bride* PARI: eto P4 sukli mo iho...
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Post by ps6379 on Jul 4, 2008 0:00:30 GMT 8
During one of her daily classes a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
"Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?"
Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee." The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.
What about you Peter, how would you say it?" Peter said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back."
"That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table. And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?" " I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope you'll get to meet after dinner."
The teacher fainted... .....................
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